DISCLAIMER : All characters belong to their respective owners. This is only a product of my sick

and twisted imagination *^_~ However, this ficcie belongs to ME!

WARNING : This contains YAOI content, so if you start puking at the idea of two boys screwing

or snogging, just take the barf bag and leave.

AMONG OTHER THINGS : Pure, 100%, genuine stupidity and a tad of LIME. Your level of sanity

will drop significantly once you read this.

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Heero-In-Drag - prologue

~ a Gwing ficcie by Aquarii a.k.a. Janice

Duo: * reads yet another Duo-in-Drag™ ficcie * No fair!! How come I'm always the girl?!

Heero: * monotone * Aren't you?

Duo: Grrr!! 'qua-cha~n!! * shuts eyes and clasps hands together *

Quatre: * pops out * Hai?

Duo: Not you!! Aquarii!!

Quatre: Oh. * blinks * Come again?

Heero: He can't. I checked. He's impotent.

Suddenly, crimson liquid seeps out behind the door. Familiar justice-ish cries are heard.

Quatre: * screams in a high pitched girlish voice that only Relena can rival * Ackkk!! * faints *

Trowa: * leaps out of no where and catches Quatre in his arms *

Duo: Why'd he black out?

Trowa: Phobia of blood * sticks his bang out ala Superman and flies off with Quatre in his arms *

Passerby who walked over by mistake #1: * points to the sky * It's a bird!

Passerby who also walked over by mistake # 2: * points to the sky too * It's a plane!!

Passerby who was doing business behind some bushes: * points to a shiny pink limo that

stopped by* No!! It's… it's …

Duo, Heero and all 3 passerbys: * clasp their faces in unison * RELENA!!!

Wufei: * stops nose bleed * Relena?!! I have no choice!! * jumps into his Gundam * Come my

fellow comrades!!

Duo, Heero and 3 passerbys: * jump on Shenlong *

Wufei: I'm am sorry, my beloved Nataku!! I disgrace you!! * presses a button that has a cute-

skull-and-cross-bones icon on it * Forgive me!!

The Gundam does a series of complicated flips that would shame Trowa and turns into…

… the Dick-Shaped Space Craft That Dr Evil Used To Escape In Austin Powers 2!!

The Dick-Shaped Space Craft That Dr Evil Used To Escape In Austin Powers 2: Passenger over

load!! Passenger over load!! * in squeaky Barbie-ish voice * Balls sold separately.

Heero: * reaches into spandex and throws all detonators, self destruction buttons, grenades and

Big Bird soft toys *

Duo: * throws out all condoms, KY Jellies, Playboy mags and kinky leather thingies *

The Dick-Shaped Space Craft That Dr Evil Used To Escape In Austin Powers 2: Passenger over

load! Passenger

over load!!

Heero: * loses his patience and throws all 3 passerbys out of the space craft *

3 passerbys: Ahhhhh~!!! * turn into blue marsh mallows and float down safely to earth *

The Dick-Shaped Space Craft That Dr Evil Used To Escape In Austin Powers 2 flies off to a safe realm, where…

Heero: * suddenly feels this funny tight squeezing feeling in his pants * …? * checks the insides

of his pants * Arghhhh-!!!!

Wufei: * turns around to check out the source of the scream * Doushit- * nose bleeds * Yuy!!

You have no honor!!

Duo: What's wrong? * takes opportunity to peek in Heero's pants * Leather G-string… ooo~h…

Aquarii: * snickers in glee *

Heero: * faints from the lack of oxygen his bits are receiving *

Duo: * proceeds to rip leather undies off, only to find lacey baby blue ones there * Argh!! What

the @#$% does he hide in there anyway?!! * rips it off and proceeds to give it an

exaggerated and corrupted version of CPR *

Heero: * wakes up and strips Duo naked *

Wufei: *gives up acting innocent and jabs AUTO-PILOT button * Wait for me!! * joins orgy *

Copyright © Aquarii a.k.a Janice 1999